Saturday, July 4, 2009

blueprint of a great nation

NOT SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADERthe tv show did you watch it???

I think I first heard the word blueprint from daddy Martin AKA Uncle Sonny AKA Sonny man.
This man was obsessed if ever there was an obsession. I have seen him at every hour of the day and night pouring over this blue print. I don't beleive the word compulsive is the right word. The word I will use is a word I also heard him use...it is the word DRIVEN.


Me and uncle Dale started our fourth of July this year pouring over some historical records. We were trying to understand some of the present goings-on in these great United States under our wise "new" president. It became very clear that the people who started this great country were obviously pouring over the same blueprints that daddy was studying. He was trying to build a family, they were trying to build a nation. The extent to which either have suceeded or failed will only become obvious when we examine for ourselves those same BLUEPRINTS.


It has become very clear to me that the Ivy league education that I so much crave will be quite useless unless I understand the blueprint. ALL of the Ivy League schools started out as institutions to train ministers. Times have changed, nowadays many people could care less.
Some think I tend to sound gloomy. That's how it is with us ex-comedians...or recovering or whatever. Sorry.....I was looking into this story telling PROCLIVITY (look it up) Mama used to sing a lot of songs over the wash tub. The one I remember most is TELL ME THE OLD OLD STORY....maybe she was sending subliminal messages LOL.


Speaking of which....standby for one of my crazy right turnZ....some people call it a SEG WAY (a segue is a method of smoothly transitioning from one topic to another. A segue allows the host or writer to naturally proceed to another topic without jarring the audience. A good segue makes the subject change seem like a natural extension of the discussion.Segues can also be performed on televisual journalism, such as on news reports or current affairs programs.


I had some personal Hygeen (sp) issues...mama detected these very early on. I think mama was washing the laundry and decided that if I washed better she would wash less. So guess what..... Mama put me in the wash tub and scrubbed my neck and behind my ears....not just once.....many times....I should be ashamed of myself....right ?......this maybe one of those WHITEKNUCKLING moments that my big sister is so afraid of.....anyhow there are just somethings that I remember or notice that stick in my brain......like my mom is a very good judge of people and there personalities.....so when this young doctor told her that he wuz going to take out my tonsils she was quick to detect that his ambitions were a bit misguided. She prayed on it and sure enough THE LORD made it quite plain that no such thing was going to happen.


Thanks to mommy's wise decision today I don't suffer from allergies, I can hear things that make my kids wonder, furthermore I can sniff out a bad attitude in a teenager a mile away.....and BTW I didn't let them have my appendix either.....so I am always having AFTERTHOUGHT....have you noticed how much we use ANYWAY and such Appending tools.


Grace Beta Ginsgerg wuz the first supreme court appointee in our family. (not to be confused with Ruth beta.....whatever...anyhow I think her / our neice Staceyyee has continued this great family tradition and is the current member in the supreme court.....how did I get off on this....Oh...Mrs Mills wuz the math teacher I had in my first year of high school.....she wuz good very good.....Berky can tell I think he had her too.....the thing with Mrs Mills ( she had to be about 50 at the time) wuz that she marked the problems wrong but she called you to the desk to find out WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!!???.......I now realize that is why Mrs Mills was such a good teacher. I don't have to judge you...but IF we are to repair our badly damaged relationship.....it will help a lot if we know exactly what it was that we were thinking that made us draw the conclusions and make the decision TO RUN AWAY FROM HOME!!!!! Or from GOD or from whatever it is that we are running away from or trying desparately to avoid.


These SEGWAYS are horrible....I definately should have gone to jounalism school....
THE SUPREME COURT...yup that's where I wuz
When I judge you...or you judge me....does the bible say:
  1. I should judge righteous judgement
  2. I should not judge at all
  3. I should not judge before the right time
  4. None of the above or all of the above
The supreme court overturned the decision of a lower court, why/..... failure to consider MITIGATING circumstances.....I MUST CONSTANTLY MAKE ALLOWANCES for mitigating factors.....It is one of the biggest challenges of my adult life.....I have so often rushed to judgement only to have my decisions OVERTUNED by the HIGHER COURT.


So and so is a fool....idiot....liar.....theif....wicked etc etc
This child is lost, stubborn, ....etc....
The boss is the most unscrupilous.X^%#$@(*!
My spose is.....@##%!^&@#^!(
The pastor was an hypocrite...period!!!!
The president is a wicked communist capitalistic fool !!!!
Having recieved the guilty verdict of the jurors the judge was now moving into the sentencing phase.


The Judge had an array of sentencing options and guidelines
The sentence had to take into consideration
  1. all the testimony of the witnesses
  2. all the physical evidence
  3. any mitigating circumstances
I dont know about you but I have
been a very poor judge...
but I am working on it.

PS: Mrs Mills handed us over to mister Been. He was the math teacher in the second high school year. Mrs Mills did such a great job on me that I wuz promoted to the A class...this was when I first met such luminaries like the Honorable Berkman Gordon, the great Sir Isaac Newton Foster, the venerable Molen Moxey.....well he is in a whole other 'class' in fact I am currently searching diligently for Molen to testify in another matter, anyone knowing the whereabouts of said witness should contact this office ASAP.
Mr Been, (AKA Beanhead) took us to a whole new level, basically he brought just a tad less estrogen to the math lessons, if fact I do beleive that this is where we first all OD ed on totesterone. Beanhead was tough...needless to say I fell off the MATH boat until I left high school which was when I took and passed the high-school math exam for the first time. I did not tune out, however, I was a little lost on the algebra but I loved Geometry and Trig...was hoplesly lost on calculus.....do you beleive that all this came flooding back last night as I was watching dumber than a fifth grader on tv......I want to keep going about my fifth grade year...but I have to find Moxey first......
more on that SOON.....

HAVE A HAPPY 4TH.


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