Sunday, July 26, 2009

climate change

VP Al Gore was not the first to notice
that things can get a little bit out of control
in 'the environment'.....we in Connecticut
a few weeks ago had a tornado touch down
just around the corner from Uncle Dale and
auntie Yonni's house....we don't normally
have tornados here....IT WAS SCARY !!!!
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Everybody knows about the Fujita Scale which measures the power of tornados. But nobody really knows what all those types of twisters do to COWS. So here is the MOOJITA Scale...

M0
Tornado - Cows in an open field are spun around parallel to the wind flow and become mildly annoyed.
M1
Tornado - Cows are tipped over and can't get up.
M2
Tornado - Cows begin rolling with the wind.
M3
Tornado - Cows tumble and bounce.
M4
Tornado - Cows are AIRBORN.
M5 Tornado - S T E A K ! ! !
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Gore vs. God....reactions to "climate change"
Rather than coming up with a 'global warming' theory
the psalmist had this to say.....

Psalm 46 King James Bible
 
1 God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble.
2 Therefore will not we fear, though the earth be removed, and though the mountains be carried into the midst of the sea;
3 Though the waters thereof roar and be troubled, though the mountains shake with the swelling thereof. Selah.
4 There is a river, the streams whereof shall make glad the city of God, the holy place of the tabernacles of the most High.
5 God is in the midst of her; she shall not be moved: God shall help her, and that right early.
6 The heathen raged, the kingdoms were moved: he uttered his voice, the earth melted.
7 The LORD of hosts is with us; the God of Jacob is our refuge. Selah.
8 Come, behold the works of the LORD, what desolations he hath made in the earth.
9 He maketh wars to cease unto the end of the earth; he breaketh the bow, and cutteth the spear in sunder; he burneth the chariot in the fire.
10 Be still, and know that I am God: I will be exalted among the heathen, I will be exalted in the earth.
11
 The LORD of hosts is with us; the God of Jacob is our refuge. Selah.
 
 

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