WETHERSFIELD RESIDENT FOUND UNCONSCIOUS
Piper Aloweeshus Martin was flown by LIFE STAR to a nearby EMERGENCY FACILITY.
An eye witness told the Chronicle earlier today. The ailing victim, now on life-support is battling for life. Reckless endangerment and risk of injury charges are no benig filed and a nation-wide manhunt is underway for a Joshua Martin in connection with the crime. The suspect is a brown-skinned oriental with a distinguishing blond patch in his otherwise brown hair. He was last seen in a white mini-van on the New Jersy Turnpike carrying a brown dog. Joses M is also being sought for questioning by detectives although he is not being considered as a suspect at this time.
Any information leading to the apprehension of these individuals may be given to Chief Inspector Roland Claptrap Holmes at CID central 18665550122.
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The victim Peeper Bird has sued for damages amounting to ten thousand dollars,
Evidence at the scene has led to the arrest of Joses M on charges of contributary negligence
Martin was found guilty in superior court and was fined a thousand dollars and releived of parental responsabilities.
Peeper was handed over to the Department of Families to be placed in foster care until a suitable home is found.
Fumeral arrangments for Peeper will appear in the press.
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bwaay ! news lie eenyh man! peepa is alive and well jashwa ney do nutten.a run tyrone run way gaan a pensylvania an jashwa lef fi go fine him ,tek him bout a week now , he still no fine him yet but he did lef deacon M fi watch peeper.so it look like deacon inna im ole age figet fi go check pan him ,but peeper is a soviva he know how to live.
ReplyDeletebwaay ! news lie eenyh man! peepa is alive and well jashwa ney do nutten.a run tyrone run way gaan a pensylvania an jashwa lef fi go fine him ,tek him bout a week now , he still no fine him yet but he did lef deacon M fi watch peeper.so it look like deacon inna im ole age figet fi go check pan him ,but peeper is a soviva he know how to live.
ReplyDeleteCertain Informed sources found Tyrone Josh lying in the back seat of a parked beige Toyota Camry....rescue workers took the stricken youngster to a nearby BURN unit where he is undergoing intense hydro-therapy. Detectives have issued a search warrant for a Josh M for questioning. Anyone with information leading to the apprehension of Josh M are asked to contact your local zookeeper. Josh is being described as a compulsive car racer and may be dangerous around bugs.
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