WETHERSFIELD RESIDENT FOUND UNCONSCIOUS
Piper Aloweeshus Martin was flown by LIFE STAR to a nearby EMERGENCY FACILITY.
An eye witness told the Chronicle earlier today. The ailing victim, now on life-support is battling for life. Reckless endangerment and risk of injury charges are no benig filed and a nation-wide manhunt is underway for a Joshua Martin in connection with the crime. The suspect is a brown-skinned oriental with a distinguishing blond patch in his otherwise brown hair. He was last seen in a white mini-van on the New Jersy Turnpike carrying a brown dog. Joses M is also being sought for questioning by detectives although he is not being considered as a suspect at this time.
Any information leading to the apprehension of these individuals may be given to Chief Inspector Roland Claptrap Holmes at CID central 18665550122.
OTHER possible endings
The victim Peeper Bird has sued for damages amounting to ten thousand dollars,
Evidence at the scene has led to the arrest of Joses M on charges of contributary negligence
Martin was found guilty in superior court and was fined a thousand dollars and releived of parental responsabilities.
Peeper was handed over to the Department of Families to be placed in foster care until a suitable home is found.
Fumeral arrangments for Peeper will appear in the press.
11 comments:
a hoo dem caal oriental....no chinie man nah do dem de sinting
JAAIL...!!!?? dat deh smady fi heng !!
not'n no go suh...me know dat de bway...a nuh im dweet...wen dem ketch di rite smady...im fi goa jaail...no tru Miss Birdie?...BTW ow tingz deh gwaan a HOEFUL VILLAGE?
eyie wikniss yu mummah...mek oonoo so dyam lie!!!
ah one bud mek oonooh a gwaan so....a ow oonooh so fool fool?!
Is this a developing story of happenings at the Martin home.... among Josh's little stuffed animal family?....nooh..a one pigin im av !!
Who is Pepper Martin? Are they related to you ?....ANY baddy si mi dyin trial...wat a faaystiness!!
who is this?
mek oonuh so FAAS ? gwey from deh an mine yu biniz
bwaay ! news lie eenyh man! peepa is alive and well jashwa ney do nutten.a run tyrone run way gaan a pensylvania an jashwa lef fi go fine him ,tek him bout a week now , he still no fine him yet but he did lef deacon M fi watch peeper.so it look like deacon inna im ole age figet fi go check pan him ,but peeper is a soviva he know how to live.
bwaay ! news lie eenyh man! peepa is alive and well jashwa ney do nutten.a run tyrone run way gaan a pensylvania an jashwa lef fi go fine him ,tek him bout a week now , he still no fine him yet but he did lef deacon M fi watch peeper.so it look like deacon inna im ole age figet fi go check pan him ,but peeper is a soviva he know how to live.
Certain Informed sources found Tyrone Josh lying in the back seat of a parked beige Toyota Camry....rescue workers took the stricken youngster to a nearby BURN unit where he is undergoing intense hydro-therapy. Detectives have issued a search warrant for a Josh M for questioning. Anyone with information leading to the apprehension of Josh M are asked to contact your local zookeeper. Josh is being described as a compulsive car racer and may be dangerous around bugs.
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